top then things not to say to a dj

May 11, 2008 at 10:04 AM
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1 ] have you got that one that goes - boom boom - da da dada - boom boom da da dada - la la laaaaa laaaaaa

2 ] do you know sander kleinenberg

3 ] how many records have you got

4 ] have you got any spice girls records

5 ] marshall jefferson is rubbish, cant you play something decent by girls aloud

6 ] can i have a go - o go on - just let me play one record pleeeeeeaaaaaazzzzzzzze

7 ] sorry I didn't mean to spill my drink all over your decks, don't worry I'll get a cloth

8 ] why do you need 3 record players

9 ] its really loud in here, why do you need headphones

10] your records going backwards

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I get most of the technical ones, my dad is a DJ. Not like the way you do, but he is a mobile DJ, school dances, weddings, etc. He started before CD's when he had two record players one played while the other was ready to fade into the end of the song before.

karlos replied to LaidOutInLavender’s comment:
4 days ago
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I still use vinyl and decks as first choice equipment LadyLavender and these are probably the most common lines I have heard. There are some great lines as well though, my all time most loved line was this...... What time do you finish your set [why?] because then you can take me home and in the morning you can ask me to marry you......... Shocker! and 10/10 for originality ; ]