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Why did only females get given a womb. It's not fair and it's sexist and I would like to write a letter of complaint but I have no idea what post code the creator of the universe lives in. I thought he may have been at Church but he failed to turn up again. Sigh. If I was a women I could get pregnant and have a child in 9 months time. Instead, I have to wait for someone on this planet to decide that I am the one - again - and that may never have happen again. So right now I am really not as happy as I normally am. I blame god. I have no one else to blame really so...... damn it

Lets go then Bluebottle. Let's meet up and sort this out child. I can never been bothered to play around so lets cut to the chase. The time, you tell me but make it real soon as I want to move on and not waste time on conceited self-obsessed ego-maniacs like you seem to be. The place, ASB Law. Come down and make your charges. Please note the choice of location is an assured way to have the meeting officially witnessed and recorded by people who I trust, they will not be there because of their position, rank or profession. I will represent myself for this case as it is well within my realm. Now hurry along and let's resolve the issues you have and fast. I'm still waiting !

A few weeks ago some some stranger knocked on my door and virtually invited herself in on the pretense of needing some butter. I made a post about it at the time. A friend suggested that she must be a neighbor [notice the sp americans - so tolerant] she also said that they must know someone that i know. Well, she was right on both counts. How do females always get stuff right all the time? How do I now know this. I know this because as I walked across the courtyard a 6 foot black man started shouting at me as he raced towards me from behind. To begin with I thought the man was going to deck me for some unknown reason. Maybe I looked at his wife a few days ago and he did not like it ! That was the rubbish running through my head as I contemplated the fight or flight syndrome. I decided that he could probably run faster than me judging by his athletic build so I decided to confront him instead. 

Stop messing up the English language - please ; ]